Eminem Any Man Lyrics

p Are you looking for Eminem lyrics for song Any Man? You've come to the right place. Any Man is a song played by Eminem. /p p[Eminem] br Hi! br Original Bad Boy on the case cover your face br Came in the place blowed and sprayed Puffy with Mase br I laced the weed with insect repellant better check the smelly br Eminem starts with E better check the spelling br with a capital somebody grab me a Snapple br I got an aspirin capsule trapped in my adam's apple br Somebody dropped me on my head and I was sure br that my mother did it but the bitch won't admit it was her br I slit her stomach open with a scalpel when she was six months br and said, I'm ready now bitch - ain't you feelin these kicks cunt? br The world ain't ready for me yet, I can tell br I'll probably have a cell next to the furnace in hell br I'm sick of these sperm cells with syphillis germs br and I'm hotter than my dick is, when I piss and it burns br I kick you in the tummy until you sick to your stomach br and vomit so much blood that your clothes stick to you from it br (Yuck!) Hit you in the head with a brick til you plummet br If y'all don't like me, you can suck my dick til you numb it br And all that gibberish you was spittin, you need to kill it br Cause your style is like dyin in my sleep, I don't feel it br br Chorus: Eminem br br Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan br for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin br is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha? br Is fuckin crazy -- hello, hi! br Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan br for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin br is fuckin crazy -- do you hear me? br Is fuckin crazy br br [Eminem] br I'm ice grillin you, starin you down with a gremlin grin br I'm Eminem, you're a fag in a women's gym br I'm Slim, the Shady is really a fake alias br to save me with in case I get chased by space aliens br A brainiac, with a cranium packed, full of more uranium br than a maniac Saudi Arabian br A highly combustible head, spazmatic br strapped to a Kraftmatic adjustable bed br Laid up in the hospital in critical condition br I flatlined; jumped up and ran from the mortician br High speed, IV full of thai weed br Lookin Chinese, with my knees stuck together like siamese br twins, joined at the groin like lesbians br Uhh, pins and needles, hypodermic needles and pins br I hope God forgives me for my sins -- it probably all depends br on if I keep on killin my girlfriends br br Chorus: Eminem br br Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan br for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin br is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? Ha? br Is fuckin crazy -- listen!! br Cause any man who would jump in front of a minivan br for twenty grand and a bottle of pain pills and a minithin br is fuckin crazy -- you hear me? br Is fuckin crazy br br [Eminem] br Last night I O.D.'d on rush, mushrooms and dust br and got rushed to the hospital to get my system flushed br (Shucks!) I'm an alcoholic and that's all I can say br I call in to work, cause all I do is frolic and play br I swallow grenades, and take about a bottle a day br of Tylenol 3, and talk about how violent I'll be (RRARRRRH) br Give me eleven Excederin my head'll spin br Medicine'll get me revvin like a 747 jet engine br Scratched my balls til I shredded skin br Doctor, check this rash, look how red it's been br It's probably AIDS! Forget it then br I strike a still pose and hit you with some ill flows br that don't even make sense, like dykes usin dildos br So reach in your billfolds, for ten ducats br and pick up this Slim Shady shit that's on Rawkus br Somethin somethin somethin, somethin I get weeded br My daughter scribbled over that rhyme, I couldn't read it br Damn!/p